Killogram appraised

A professional appraiser stopped by to inspect Killogram today. "The whole process only took about 15 minutes," explained Killogram shortly afterward. "I'm not really sure what he was looking for, but it's hard to believe he could accurately asses my entire worth as a human being in so short a time." He then added, "but I guess he's a professional and stuff." Asked what the results of the appraisal were, Killogram only revealed, "a hell of a lot less than I would have imagined."