Greased up and ready!

Word came today that Killogram is fully greased up and "ready for anything". The news evoked audible sighs of relief from frustrated fans from across the county who have been waiting many long weeks in anticipation. Experts say that Killogram's viscosity is now at an all-time high, and marvel that he has been able to garner enough friction to hold still at all. Even the slightest bit of momentum, they warned, could keep him in motion for days.