Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Killogram turns the party out!

In a daring move of bravado, Killogram took the dance floor solo last night at the annual "Royal Antediluvian Order of Buffaloes" summer soiree.

Demonstrating moves that were very 'Napoleon Dynamite-ish', he astonished the flat-footed on-lookers by performing for 7 songs straight non-stop.

"After the 4th song, I didn't know how he was going to keep going at that pace. He was flailing around wildly. I thought someone might be injured. It's a good thing that he is an international superstar, if not for that security would have restrained him!", said an on-looker who wished only to be referred to as MzLexy.

When asked why he performed the braggadocios stunt, Killogram had only these words to say "I'm still taking my time to perfect the beat, and I still have love for the street."

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i saw you dance/i thought you were one hot cross dresser.i'd love to cross swords anytime

12:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This penis party's got to go. Hey hey, ho ho.

11:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

long time listener, first time caller. will there be any killogram sightings this weekend?

3:30 PM  

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