Monday, April 11, 2005

Cure sought for common cold

Jaman Burton, who recently revealed that he suffers from the common cold, has shown extreme bravery since being diagnosed, becoming an overnight celebrity spokesperson for the fight to cure the common cold. A telethon he hosted on Sunday raised over $18 million, and although doctors cautioned him against it, Burton took part in a 10 mile walk to raise money and awareness about the illness which temporarily partially impairs millions of Americans each year, and costs its victims hundreds of thousands of dollars in money for cough drops and tissue paper.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Urkel never got sick.
The Fresh Prince never got sick.
Ving Rhymes never gets sick.
Yet Kilo gets sick.

The legacy. Exposed and exterminated. Film at 11.

12:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does Killo still go Krogering, for the best of everything, including the price?

11:59 AM  
Blogger Killogram said...

Yes...Yes, I still do go Kroger-ing. Only late at night, after all the papparazzi have fallen asleep.

Getting hounded in the middle of the neighborhood grocery store is what media-moguls like myself call "Not fun!"

12:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you ever just start gathering the carts out of instinct and return them to the store front? When no one is looking, naturally.

12:37 PM  
Blogger Killogram said...

Never!

Do you?

12:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, but I do find myself strangely drawn to the meat department.

5:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dont remember my protege Don Juan getting the cold!

4:48 AM  

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