Killogram undergoes elective surgery

Though not suffering from any life-threatening condition, nor looking to alter his cosmetic appearance, Killogram spent the day in the hospital undergoing elective surgery. "I don't know, just open me up, shift some stuff around, sew me back up," he said to his team of doctors, "I'm really just looking to get my money's worth here." Killogram made his unusual request after discovering that his health care plan covers up to $16,000 of medical surgery per year. "I'd feel sort of ripped off if I didn't use that money," said the media mogul, shortly before going under general anesthesia. Following his two-day recovery from the surgery, he also plans to review his dental and life insurance policies.