Killogram up in arms about "silences"

Blatantly ignoring the request proffered by Michael Buffer of a "moment of silence" to honor ex-President Ronald Reagan, Killogram continued to babble on about nonsense, totally un-aware that the rest of the party, that had gathered to watch a pay-per-view boxing event in a home in Wichita, Kansas, had fallen mute.

"No way are they going to let De La Hoya lose this one. Judges are in the pocket. Did you know he gets paid every time he says 'Let's get ready to Rumble!'? That's nuts, I should copyright some shit and get paid. HA HA! What's up with Ronald Reagan? His face is on TV every time I walk by? Is this my beer?"

"I couldn't believe it", said a party-goer, "here we all are doing the moment of silence thing, and he is just going on and on. I've never seen anything like it".

"That man has some balls, man", says Randy Spelling, son of Aaron and brother of Tori Spelling. "I mean...wow. Just wow...how do you continue to talk thru a moment of silence? I was just sitting there with my mouth open. Big balls...huge, man."

Killogram made a quick comment to the public before escaping in a rented Pontiac Grand Prix. "I'm not apologizing for anything I said. People are getting a bit crazy with the "moments of silence" thing, if you ask me. I can see if I'm actually AT the venue, but in my opinion "moments of silence" shouldn't be forced upon the television viewer. That's bullshit. What if I'm at home listening to music? Am I supposed to just stop my life for this silence? Count me out..."

Soon after the incident, Killogram left the city of Wichita, KS. The Killogram camp declined to make any further comments on the situaton.