Killogram celebrates 7th Anniversary

Killogram celebrated the 7th Anniversary of thinking about signing up to do charity work, but never actually doing it today. "Yeah, I think about it a lot. I have a lot of spare time, I sometimes think 'I should go downtown and work at a soup kitchen or something' but I know I'll never do it, it's way to dirty in those places, but I do feel better after I think about doing it.", remarked the internet mogul.

"I remember after I graduated college, I had a lot of ideas about giving back to the community and all, but the community seems fine to me. I don't want to go down there and interfere with their system."

Killogram celebrated this 7th Anniversary by blatently ignoring all homeless people who asked him for change and not contibuting to any local fundraisers. He vows to keep his lack of philanthropy going as long as humanely possible.

"I'll tell you that I'm going to go help, but let's be real...I have other things to do, ya know? Maybe I'll vote in a local election or one of those school board things this year. Actually, I'm not even going to lie, I won't do that either."