Killogram prime suspect in Criminal Assault of NJ woman

John Smiley, the lead detective in the mysterious "Crack Back" case that has held the nation in fear for over a month, called a press conference today to relay new information to the media.

"After 6 long weeks of police work, we believe we have a suspect. We are currently looking to question a Jaman Burton, 31, living in or around the Saint Louis, Missouri Metropolitan area. The suspect also travels using the alias Killogram."
"We believe the suspect was exiting his residence on the morning of April 3rd, 2004 when in a moment of unadulterated maternal disrespect, he stepped on a crack and broke his mother's back"

Jaman Burton is the son of Deldra Eaton, the victim in this case.

We were able to reach Mrs. Eaton at Kennedy Memorial Hospital, where she is currently in traction, for comments on the new turn of events. "I didn't want to believe it was him, although in my heart of hearts I knew it had to be", exclaimed the teary-eyed mother, "I warned him when he bought that house that the sidewalk had too many cracks in it! It just wasn't safe."

Attempts to reach Killogram were unsuccessful, as of this writing he is still a member of the population-at-large.