Killogram mania hits France
The world famous "Doll of Killogram" was released last week in shops in France. The doll, modeled after international sensation "Killogram", has been highly sought after in overseas markets.
"I don't understand why we had to wait for so long before getting our dolls", said a local Paris teen, "I've been a Killogram fan since 1990...way before a lot of people. It's just not fair"
Killogram dolls quickly sold out all over the country and our currently on backorder. A distraught Lyon housewife exclaims, "I hope they get in more by the holiday season, I don't know what I'm going to tell my little girl when I come home empty-handed today."
"Sold out? It's only been an hour since you've opened!", yelled an irate man.
"I don't believe this, have you checked in the back for more? I'm going to break your face if if I don't get one before I leave!", cried an unidentifed man.
"Well, I guess the bitches will have to get to the stores earlier next time", was Killogram response when he heard of the near panic going on in with his plastc figurines. "It's not my fault they weren't in line earlier, is it? Jaman can't do everything, can I?"
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The release of the "Killogram Doll" has come from the excitement and success of the legendary "Crushin Doll". The "Crushin Doll", which was made after icon Martin Fraizer's historic run in the 1990's, has left an opening in the market since his retirement. The now limited edition dolls are so hard to find and a collector's dream for children have sadly been discontinued. We spoke with Mr Fraizer about the rumor that the "Crushin Dolls" may be made available again in the United States. Mr Fraizer said "I have no reason to re-release the Crushin Dolls. I have had my time in the spotlight, and feel that its time to give Killogram his shot. I have spoken with Killogram and have given him my full blessing in his adventure to be the next icon." Keep an eye out for the summer blockbuster movie "Crushin", which is a documentary that stars Ben Affleck as Crushin and the long list of celebrities that were his girlfriends during the 90's.
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